Your stick-on chrome hoodpins catch a glint of sunlight as you’re flying down the back straight in your dusty, interior-free Geo, all three cylinders firing manically. You’re primed for success and nothing can stop you now. You blow past a smokey Cavalier wagon at twice his speed, leaving him a distant memory in your book of overtakes. But wait, why is he so darn smug? Because he’s twenty places up on you in the ranks and spots your slowly leaking right rear tire. This is CrapCanAm, where persistence, stupidity, wrenching prowess and an affinity for high fructose corn syrup reign over all. Grab your $500 beater, a troupe of your surliest associates and have at it – it’s time to race.

Race All Over The World in the USA, Canada, Mexico, England and beyond! We’re putting together an international race series and won’t be limited by borders or silly military embargoes. Eastern Bloc, we’ve got our eye on you!

It’s Not Just A Race, It’s A Celebration of everything foolhardy and fun! The race is the main spectacle, but don’t be surprised to see impromptu pit-bike drag races, various feats of strength, or trebuchet building contests. You’ll come for the racing, stay up way past your bed time for the post-tech inspection parties, and stay after the checker drops to tell lies at the 5,500 calorie wrap-up dinner. Come one and all to recollect on the absurd amount of self abuse you just endured.

You Earned Those Kudos, You Keep ’Em! with our spankin’ new team system. Once you’ve registered a team, it stays constant through all of the events! Earn achievement badges for each and every one of your bombastic, blatant grabs for infamy and misfortune. Teams also stay constant through to the forum – so you can truly settle once and for all who has the mightiest faux-racing track record!